Dell shuts down? I'm confused http://www.theonion.com/articles/corpora...-down,108/
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(03-21-2012, 01:55 AM)Zee530 Wrote: Dell shuts down? I'm confused http://www.theonion.com/articles/corpora...-down,108/ My answer to the Dell men: 03-21-2012, 08:02 AM
(03-21-2012, 01:55 AM)Zee530 Wrote: Dell shuts down? I'm confused http://www.theonion.com/articles/corpora...-down,108/ Ask Marauder Shields This is his whim
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(03-21-2012, 01:55 AM)Zee530 Wrote: Dell shuts down? I'm confused http://www.theonion.com/articles/corpora...-down,108/ You have aperently NEVER read the Onion, EVERYTHING in it is not real, that's the point of it 03-21-2012, 09:09 AM
(03-21-2012, 08:53 AM)ExtremeDude2 Wrote:(03-21-2012, 01:55 AM)Zee530 Wrote: Dell shuts down? I'm confused http://www.theonion.com/articles/corpora...-down,108/ HEATHEN!
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(03-21-2012, 09:09 AM)Diddy Kong Wrote:(03-21-2012, 08:53 AM)ExtremeDude2 Wrote:(03-21-2012, 01:55 AM)Zee530 Wrote: Dell shuts down? I'm confused http://www.theonion.com/articles/corpora...-down,108/ Yes i've never read the onion, I'm even more confused now, so you're saying the story is fake and the site purposely disperses false information, isnt dispersing of false media a crime or something?
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03-21-2012, 10:11 PM
If you check the other news titles on the onion you'll soon realize that all is fake.
No need to be confused. Why would Dell shut down when they have reached their goals? No money making company quits when they're on plus, they want more money so therefor we have to deal with Dell quite some more. 03-21-2012, 10:52 PM
Yeah i guess, but the SOB even posted pics and quoted dells owner but i have to say some of the quotes sounded cheesy, btw i googled dell shuts down, no result pertaining to the matter was found so this story is water under the bridge
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03-22-2012, 08:38 AM
Quote:Yes i've never read the onion, I'm even more confused now, so you're saying the story is fake and the site purposely disperses false information, isnt dispersing of false media a crime or something? It's supposed to be funny (and obvious, although apparently not for everyone). The entire site is a parody of "real news". Jesus I can't believe we're discussing this! You saw a title that said "Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down" with a mission accomplished sign and you didn't realize that it was a joke!?!?
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(This post was last modified: 03-22-2012, 08:57 AM by Diddy Kong.)
The onion won't need to parody news in a few years.
Seeing as how we're all joined to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis. Also here, you guys need to keep up with the times
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