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(11-03-2012, 08:12 AM)DefenderX Wrote: [ -> ]hehehehe golden "wiimote"... sure A wiimote from women, yeah?

Hey I got it cheap, it was clearly false advertising

The title says possible NSFW. We've taken that to mean completely NSFW.

Someone have to remove the "possible"

I bought a whip from Amazon that was advertised as a replica of Gabriel Belmont's from Lords of Shadow.

This is what I got:



How am I suppose to use this? Help out a noob here!

> look for a girl
> flirt with the girl
> convince her to have s** with you
> chain her to the bed
> use this whip

I guess, so you can use the whip perfectly. (Yes, I'm a bit crazy )

Yes that'll have to do. But how do you meet girls? What is a girl and how do they look like?

you can meet them everywhere. Just open the door and go outside. A girl is a human and usually, they have long hairs. But all of them have two strange melons. Ya know?

btw: I'm always glad to help n00bs

Hmm interesting, I'll try to find a good specimen when I venture outside next time. Got to make sure this whip wasn't bought for nothing.

(11-03-2012, 08:37 AM)Gabriel Belmont Wrote: [ -> ]Hmm interesting, I'll try to find a good specimen when I venture outside next time. Got to make sure this whip wasn't bought for nothing.

Have a look at the young ones, then print this (http://stickfest.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/pedo_bear_mask_by_bltsalade.jpg), cut it out and put it on. They will absolutely love it

Look at KHRZ's speed dating thread. It explains a capture method known as speed dating, and another, more reliable one called Chloroform.