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U tri 2 staart a game, mi PC crash.....:<
How I use dolfin to braose teh web?

Can dolfin do ma algehigabra homwok?

I droppt ma comp 30 sturies to cament street. How I fux?

How I wach teh movies I dl wif dolfin?

I DL DOLFIN FROM SITE WIF FREE KEYGEN AN NOW MY COMPS WONT WOK! DOLFIN IS SHITY VIRUS AN NED TO DIE!!

I don't has comp. Can I still pway dolfin?

I can has finger? (Yes you may)

How did I not find this thread sooner? Tongue
guys i have genius idea. dolphin and others emulatorz always lag behind the real hardware becouz you waiting too long before start works on them. so im suggest you start the work on ps4 emulator so by the time it cums out most game will run full speed! all agree? only fool not see this logic...
(09-01-2010, 02:56 PM)Lectrode Wrote: [ -> ]How I use dolfin to braose teh web?

Can dolfin do ma algehigabra homwok?

I droppt ma comp 30 sturies to cament street. How I fux?

How I wach teh movies I dl wif dolfin?

I DL DOLFIN FROM SITE WIF FREE KEYGEN AN NOW MY COMPS WONT WOK! DOLFIN IS SHITY VIRUS AN NED TO DIE!!

I don't has comp. Can I still pway dolfin?

I can has finger? (Yes you may)

How did I not find this thread sooner? Tongue

1. jzt ti dolfin 2 rop n go 2 spydr web 2 braos et...
2. yas, et do homwok. 4 ex. if u need 2 rite a essay on dolfin, grab 1 n rite "essay" on it. ur homwok dun!!! Tongue
3. jzt thro it 4rm cament street to 30 sturies
4. Sympl. jzt take d gun...Big Grin
5. ya. go 2 nebor.... Tongue
6. u anserd it.
7. idk, ask batman... Big Grin
(09-01-2010, 04:18 PM)emu-muncher Wrote: [ -> ]guys i have genius idea. dolphin and others emulatorz always lag behind the real hardware becouz you waiting too long before start works on them. so im suggest you start the work on ps4 emulator so by the time it cums out most game will run full speed! all agree? only fool not see this logic...

i wanting play WIII. BT NO DEVELPING ET!!!!!! Angry
Trying to look like a noob is even worse than being a honest noob. NOOBS!!!!!
Oh man, criticizing noobs wannabes is even worse...
My mum sas i cun't pway dofin on my computr. Cun I shtill pway it?
wer is da link 4 nestopia?
(09-04-2010, 11:23 AM)kernel64 Wrote: [ -> ]Trying to look like a noob is even worse than being a honest noob. NOOBS!!!!!
Oh man, criticizing noobs wannabes is even worse...

don't worry, we are here for the worst.... Tongue
(09-04-2010, 11:34 AM)Lectrode Wrote: [ -> ]My mum sas i cun't pway dofin on my computr. Cun I shtill pway it?

go 2 swmin pul.... der u find d gard. ask hm... Wink
(09-04-2010, 12:57 PM)emu-muncher Wrote: [ -> ]wer is da link 4 nestopia?

der link 4 evry1... Big Grin
No No No all of you are way of, the noob is a relatively elusive creature that attempts to cloak itself with the intelligence of it's surrounding however this usually fails some of the methods for the noob to attempt this is

a. Attempt to set up a thread for game downloads
b. Ask for assistance with pirated games

and then there is c a truly rare breed that has only been sighted once so far on these forums, a breed so rare and elusive they are thought to be extinct in the wild world of emulation. Here is an attempted reconstruction of the legendary noob idea for Dolphin.

Note: i have translated the idea into a form that can be understood by other people however there might still be some errors after all nobody can make a suggestion that pointless i think.


"Hello guys im new here but i have a question all you devs keep saying how hard it is to code for Dolphin couldn't you just stick the Plugins from that Playstation 2 emulator PJ64 into Dolphin and make it work that way, it seems like common sense when you think about it. Now hurry up and make Dolphin work I've waited almost 2 whole hours and i can't get my (insert pirated game name here) game to work on it, i mean come on you devs are so freaking lazy it's not even funny"
Daco is here with a banhammer....... Wink

I tried myself, but epic fail
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