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there is no dx9 plugin and the gc control and wiimote are blank and they're in the plugins folder!!!
someone help me plz!!!!!!!!

or

i already have dx 10/11 i dont think i need to update
WHERE TO GET ISOZ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*joke*
(03-27-2010, 05:47 AM)Daco Wrote: [ -> ]HOW DO I FAP?

ITZ VERAH EZY YONGUE PATEWAONG YOU JUST YOU YOZ JUNKS OUT AND RUBN ITZ UAP AND DHOWNZ IN FASTZ MOTIOSN SPEEDZ TILL IT FLUNGS OUT LEAK Profiteroles!
I NEED HELP PLZ HOW CAN I GET ALL OF MY DOWNLOADED GC GAMES TO RUN FULLSPEED WITHOUT BUGS ?? I DONT KNOW MY CPU AND MY GPU, BUT I HAVE 8GB RAM IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH????

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You may not believe me, but this is not just a joke, I acctually saw it on another emulation, so please God save us from the Terrible Freakin' Capital Writin' Pirate Noobs!!!! LOL !!! Big Grin
Im gonna go out on a limb and answer some of the nub questions in this thread, i can't believe no one is helping!! :O

(03-27-2010, 05:47 AM)Daco Wrote: [ -> ]HOW DO I FAP?

Well daco, first you get your self some nice animal porn pic, have one of mine Tongue
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then you slide your right hand down your back side and with your fingers form a cylindrical shape, and with the help of some industrial strength lube shove 'em up your ass, now here comes the important part, with your left hand grab a small screwdriver (like the ones that come with eyeglass fixing kits) and stick it down your urethra (no lube) when its fully inserted grab your penis and start doing an up and down motion.

AND YOUR FAPING!! enjoy Smile
^This guy is a miracle worker!

whew, im good for the day..
W... T... F... ???
(I can be a serious true noob Tongue)
Stop flaming people, how would like if you got accused you of downloading roms, mr pirate? Also dolphin is crap if it doesn't support FF7, god damn FF7 remake would own so much, FF7 in high HD graphics Big Grin, the PSX one has horrible graphics and is fail.
Can my PC Handle Dolphin well? And ya know Im talking about SMOOTH gaming, no slowdowns or inconvinient crashes, here is my specs:

8GB RAM
420GB HD
Samsung 19' Widescreen Monitor
Dell Optical Mouse
(03-27-2010, 12:16 PM)Runo Wrote: [ -> ]Can my PC Handle Dolphin well? And ya know Im talking about SMOOTH gaming, no slowdowns or inconvinient crashes, here is my specs:

8GB RAM
420GB HD
Samsung 19' Widescreen Monitor
Dell Optical Mouse
actually , that is the information that the stores gives you when you are buying a pc here Tongue



THIS PIECE OF SHIT DOESN'T RUN IN MY PC , THE STICKER IN THE BOX SAYS PENTIUM3