Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim in land.
(11-17-2009, 07:17 AM)Guin Wrote: [ -> ]Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim in land.
AS I know:
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Helen Kellers favorite color is Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
When chuck Norris plays CS: S he doesn't lags he is the lag
( yes i failed )
Yeah, you failed, because Chuck Norris doesn't play nothing, he automatically wins