1. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
2. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
3. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
6. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
8. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
10. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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And for people who saw this before: yea, it's from there
1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in fact based on a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a live turtle, and when he crapped it out, it was six feet tall and knew karate.
2. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.
3. When Chuck Norris was little he followed a rainbow. He met a leprechaun and asked for its gold. It wouldn't give it to him. This is why we no longer have leprechauns.
4. When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
6. Facebook was created for counting how many people left to be roundhouse kicked.
7. Chuck Norris won a staring contest against his reflection.
8. The Big Bang happened when Chuck Norris went back in time to just before the Universe began and every atom in the Universe immediately decided it should get the hell away from there and fast.
9. If you misspell "Chuck Norris" on Google it won't correct it, it just says you have 10 seconds to live.
10. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris."
Just to keep the lolz going!!
1.The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
2.Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
3.A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
4.The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
5.Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
6.When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
7.On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
8.In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
9.Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
10.Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
11.Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
12.Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.
13.Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
14.Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
15.Chuck Norris is '' The best a man can get ''
16.When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
17.Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
18.Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
19.Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.
20.Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back.
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1. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
2. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
3. Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
4. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
5. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
6. The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s *bottom* halfway through the first chapter.
7. Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
8. Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
9. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
We all know nosound has been a huge fanboy of Chuck
I'm not Chuck Norris fanboy, Chuck Norris is a fanboy of me
(11-15-2009, 08:37 PM)nosound97 Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not Chuck Norris fanboy, Chuck Norris is a fanboy of me
i think he will roundhouse kick you for saying that
Chuck Corris in SuperChuck state is indestructible. And when he is not in that state , too
Chuck Norris can rewind a DVD
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, God believe in Chuck
Jesus wasn't born in December 25, but Chuck send him a card that day and Jesus didn't wanted to say him that It wasn't the day. And that's why we celebrate the Christmas that day
The PSP of Chuck Norris take pictures and is touch screen
Chuck Norris have played Duke Nukem Forever
Chuck Norris doesn't play , He wins
http://www.frikipedia.es/friki/Hechos_sobre_Chuck_Norris
A bunch of Chuck Norris facts in Spanish