Let's go them
Firstly, I can't see how other M made you feel :/ (the img is broken)
(07-20-2012, 07:33 AM)NaturalViolence Wrote: [ -> ]1. Running through hallways mashing buttons watching auto aim kill everything in sight
2. Tedious boss battles and other encounters were you run around switching between first person immobile missile fire mode and third person movement mode trying to pop off quick shots because the control scheme is so retarded you literally cannot fire missiles and move at the same time. Battles like this don't feel challenging, they just feel long and tedious.
This block of text could almost also be used to describe Metroid and Super Metroid, (and maybe even the first God of War). I like it because the gameplay is as straitght forward and simple as the old games used to be but in a 3D environment.. And I agree about the cutscenes, but I also like clone wars even tough everybody says the text sucks (and it does)

so I can easily ignore that ^^
(07-20-2012, 07:33 AM)NaturalViolence Wrote: [ -> ]Act of heresy number 2, implying Miyamoto would ever work on an fps:
Quote:I wouldnt be surprised , if Miyamoto announced he is working on a fucking fps..
This would obviously never happen for reasons that everyone already knows.
Yeah, that was a joke I did because the great majority of game designers that earned his name with platformers in the 90s now works mostly with first person shooters.
Obviously Miyamoto is an exception.
(07-20-2012, 07:33 AM)NaturalViolence Wrote: [ -> ]Act of heresy number 3, claiming a lack of variety either in fps or in video games in general (I'm not sure which of those statements you're trying to make here):
Quote:Not that I have anything against first person shooters, I love them actually. My favorite PC game is Crysis 1. My problem is there is no mre variety!
Either way you're dead wrong.
I meant in video games in general, which is what I'm was basically complaining about through all my text. And I really feel that. I was really generalizing a lot and only considering big franchises, but see, if you take away the shooting games from nowadays, what's left? Two or three big fighting franchises, another two or three big soccer games, another three or four *decent* street racing games, one or two pro racing games, and it goes on like that. Now count how many big shooting franchises do we have? I think I could reach 20, at least, even when considering only famous hits.
Back in the snes days we got loads of franchises in basically every gender out there. Tons of fighting games, tons of space shooters, tons of 2d sidescrollers, tons of 2d shooters, etc.
I know you are gonna disagree hardly with this but I really feel like that. I can think of lots of good fps games that has been released in the last 4 years, but ask me about other genres and I will be able to list you a few franchises at most.
(07-20-2012, 07:33 AM)NaturalViolence Wrote: [ -> ]Act of heresy number 4, saying this:
Quote:The thing is the only kind of game that gets any budget nowadays is FPSs..
Not even close to being true. RPG, RTS, action/adventure, mmorpg, etc. all get insane budgets these days. SW: TOR is by far the highest budget video game ever made and it's an mmorpg.
Which ones? please, I need to know, I'm really desperate. The only title that comes to my mind is Uncharted (which is a perfect example of the kind of game I think the industry is missing, with the latest Prince of Persia and Tomb Raiders being so awful) but I cant play it cause I don't have a PS3
(07-20-2012, 07:33 AM)NaturalViolence Wrote: [ -> ]Act of heresy number 5, hypocrisy:
Quote:The only company that really steps away from that today is Nintendo, and they are too busy making minigame collections and casual shit too move their asses.
You state this as a bad thing then continue to list casual nintendo classics as your favorite games and games that you would want to see continued. Do you not see the hypocrisy in making this statement?
Oh come on! I'd never even use the word 'classic' in the same statement as 'casual'. To me, casual games are the stupid kind of crap that has started being made about 6-7 years ago, most of the times games made out of only a bunch of puzzles or minigames, made for the kind of person who can't stand to spend more than 1 hour per day playing videogames, games like Wii Sports, nintendogs, all the crap Rare now makes for kinect, and all the shit that was made for cellphones before the Iphone. And I'm not saying those games were all bad. I really enjoy wii sports, for example, But I'd rather have an specific franchise for each sport, because that would greatly increase the technical quality of the game. And casual games don't care about that. You want to understand what I'm saying just compare Wave Race 64 and Wave Race Blue Storm (which I don't consider casual) with the joke they put on Wii Sports Resort to be the Jet Sky sport. The first ones are praised for the gameplay quality and have several game modes, unlockables and hours of gameplay, not to talk about technical details like race narration. The second one isn't even a full game and can be totally beat in a single afternoon.
If I'm misusing the term 'casual' here then please correct me, but I don't remember this word being used like that before 2005 or so. You can't deny there is huge a difference between Serious Sport Simulators and games like Wii Sports and Kinect Sports, and that can be applied to other genres. Again, it is not that I don't like casual games, I just think it would be better if they were made as other serious games. Like Pikmin. Pikmin had everything to be a casual game, yet Miyamoto managed to turn it into a complex strategy game. A casual game as I see it is a game that anyone can play and nobody really cares if you are good at it, it is just for the fun. Serious games are games that are easy to *learn*, relatively easy to finish, and extremely difficult to master, rewarding the best players with secrets and etc. Again, like Pikmin. It's not a game that you can play individual matches without mattering if you are just jerking around or playing for real. You have a time limit, and your performance on each day can affect the entire "campaign". There is a meaning in all that seed gathering, a bigger objective to be reached.
(07-20-2012, 07:33 AM)NaturalViolence Wrote: [ -> ]Act of heresy number 6, claiming something like this hasn't been made:
Quote:Dang, how would I love to see a good spaceship shooter, imagine e a starfox game with modern graphics and mechanics,
So I'm guessing you've never played a rogue squadron game? Or any other modern space shooter for that matter?
Of course I played Rogue Squadron, it's one of the best space shooters ever. Now tell me, where are the modern space shooters you talk about? I'd love to see something like RS today, but there is literally no decent 3D space shooter since like, 2005. The last rogue squadron is from 2004 iirc, starfox assault is from 2005, and the current generation has nothing like that. If you could tell me a good space shooter from smth around 2009 or newer, I'd be veeery much pleased and would buy it first thing tomorrow!
(07-20-2012, 07:33 AM)NaturalViolence Wrote: [ -> ]Act of heresy number 7, implying other Ms plot was dramatic and/or good:
Quote:just dramatize the plot like they did to metroid on Other M
I'm going to pretend I didn't read that. Anyone who would want other Ms plot style to be imitated by something else should have no consumer power as far as I'm concerned.
All right, I got you hate it

I must admit the plots in the prime series were a bit more complex, but I don't find it all bad.
(07-20-2012, 07:33 AM)NaturalViolence Wrote: [ -> ]Act of heresy number 8, implying that improved sales:
Quote:and they have a giaranteed hit.
No. The word metroid and the 2.5D style improved sales, that's it.
You may be right, but whatever. I bought it because I wanted to know why Samus became a bounty hunter and I ended up enjoying it a lot more than I expected. You are making me concerned. I'm gonna play this game again next week to make sure I wasn't highly drugged when I first played it. I really liked it

And I still don't know why she is a bounty hunter
(07-20-2012, 07:33 AM)NaturalViolence Wrote: [ -> ]Act of heresy number 9, implying a modern metal slug would be a good idea:
Quote:Or smth like Metal Slug on modern standards.
I'm guessing you're saying that another 3D metal slug would be a good idea. *Points to metal slug 6*
God no! I'm not that idiot. I meant a normal metal slug game but with 2d ragdoll physics and pre-rendered 3D graphics, like the sprites in DKC.
(07-20-2012, 07:33 AM)NaturalViolence Wrote: [ -> ]Act of heresy number 10, implying that getting a decent prince of persia from ubisoft is even possible:
Quote:Assassins Creed is doing some of this job but what would really do it would be a decent new Prince of Persia from Ubi.
Remember the last few prince of persia games? Do you really want more of them?
That is true, sadly. Warrior Within was one of the best games of my childhood, I really wanted them to make a good PoP game again, I still thing the only thing everyone bothers to do right nowadays is shooting games :/
(07-20-2012, 07:33 AM)NaturalViolence Wrote: [ -> ]Act of heresy 11, more hypocrisy:
Quote:PC:
- Crysis
- Starcraft 2
- Max Payne 3
[b]You talk about generic fps sequels as a cancer that is killing the industry[b] then list Max Payne 3 as one of your top 3 favorite PC games of all time. Have you lost your mind?
You got that wrong:
Quote:Not that I have anything against first person shooters, I love them actually. My favorite PC game is Crysis 1. My problem is there is no mre variety
I love shooters, and I don't want them to be in less number. My problem isn't with the proportion, let them have dozens of FPSs if they want, just also make dozens of other genres. Games have decreased in quantity per time, and a lot. The SNES had 700 US games. N64 was just over 400. The wii hardly had 300. But for some reason in this process some genres have decreased more in number than others, which bothers me a lot.
Quote:I don't understand how so many people can talk about the lack of variety in the industry and all of the sequels then in the very next few sentences list sequels they want made and games that want to see remade. This is exactly why this exists in the first place. Because everybody else wants to see there childhood favorites remade and/or continued with nearly identical sequels.
Then again please list to me some good action adventure games from the last 2-3 years that arent sequels, I'm eager to play them.. Cause I can think of plenty FPSs that fit that description. Right now sequels are what are keeping the game genres I love alive.