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(08-16-2012, 01:08 PM)Invader Wrote: [ -> ]I know I'm late with this but I have to say I never liked the title "New Super Mario Bros." Now that New Super Mario Bros. 2 & New Super Mario Bros. U are coming out what does that make New Super Mario Bros. DS and Wii? That's right, it makes them the Old New Super Mario Bros. They might as well call it New New Super Mario Bros.

I don't know if you could call this Rage but I've come up with an elaborate plan to slap whoever came up with the title. It goes like this...

Step 1: Sneak into Nintendo's Headquarters
Step 2: Slap everyone in the building

Edit: Just to be clear this was a joke

Well, I'm not joking. So now they launch New Super Mario Bros 2 for the 3DS only? What the hell happened with the Wii version???? How is that a -3DS only- game??? Obviously they think their console is dead, but it's not, look at all the great RPG games released recently?? Too bad Nintendo, this really makes me loose it.

Everyone please stop with the "lol", "fail", "epic" and "like a boss" as well as whatever else you think makes you look good while online. It's not cool. You look foolish and childish, not like a cool internet dude.

Okay, I think I'm done here.

Clearly you're browsing the wrong places.

You get a little bit of that wherever you are.

If you say so.

I'm so pissed. I set up this circuit that took me several hours. I had a partner but he doesn't know shit, so I just did it my self. When I finally competed it I asked my teacher to check it and sign me off, but he said he'd have to do it latter. So I was like whatever no problem, and left. Later when I came back it didn't work any more because my partner touched it and I can't figure out why it isn't working so I'm pissed.

Connect up his eyeballs to the mains. Your 110V should be enough for torture, but not enough to be lethal (When the US decided what voltage to set their electricity, they decided that stupid people cannot be taught not to put their fingers in electrical sockets, and that inhibiting natural selection is more important than fully working electrical appliances).

^This guy

[I would insert a reaction image of someone smiling or laughing here but all of the good ones are on that retarded site funnyjunk]

FunnyJunk makes me rage.