The Noob Thread(Post your noobness here :P)[possible nsfw]
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11-03-2012, 08:20 AM
The title says possible NSFW. We've taken that to mean completely NSFW.
OS: Windows 10 64 bit Professional
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5900X RAM: 48GB GPU: Radeon 7800 XT
Someone have to remove the "possible"
11-03-2012, 08:25 AM
I bought a whip from Amazon that was advertised as a replica of Gabriel Belmont's from Lords of Shadow.
This is what I got: How am I suppose to use this? Help out a noob here!
> look for a girl
> flirt with the girl > convince her to have s** with you > chain her to the bed > use this whip I guess, so you can use the whip perfectly. (Yes, I'm a bit crazy ) 11-03-2012, 08:32 AM
Yes that'll have to do. But how do you meet girls? What is a girl and how do they look like?
11-03-2012, 08:35 AM
you can meet them everywhere. Just open the door and go outside. A girl is a human and usually, they have long hairs. But all of them have two strange melons. Ya know?
btw: I'm always glad to help n00bs 11-03-2012, 08:37 AM
Hmm interesting, I'll try to find a good specimen when I venture outside next time. Got to make sure this whip wasn't bought for nothing.
11-03-2012, 08:41 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-03-2012, 08:42 AM by Anti-Ultimate.)
(11-03-2012, 08:37 AM)Gabriel Belmont Wrote: Hmm interesting, I'll try to find a good specimen when I venture outside next time. Got to make sure this whip wasn't bought for nothing. Have a look at the young ones, then print this (http://stickfest.files.wordpress.com/201...salade.jpg), cut it out and put it on. They will absolutely love it 11-03-2012, 08:43 AM
Look at KHRZ's speed dating thread. It explains a capture method known as speed dating, and another, more reliable one called Chloroform.
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