Super Smash Brothers IV - Xtreme Beach Volleyball Unrated + Assist Trophies + Bosses

ssbbtriforce · (This post was last modified: 09-03-2009, 06:07 AM by ssbbtriforce.)

Cover Art for SSBX. It features Princess Peach (in the Cyclamen suit), Samus (in the Phoenix), and Jigglypuff (in the Lamina), three of the characters from the game.

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New Peach Final Smash

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Zelda prepares to serve the ball. At the top of the screen, character icons indicate the character's mood, which affects how well she will play. Also shown is the score and the percent damage each character (and the ball) has taken. The ball's damage is reset each point, while the character damage can only be cured by an item such as a Heart Container or a Maxim Tomato, or reset if the character is hit by the ball so hard that she flies off the screen.

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Mr. Game & Watch explaining the controls

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Game Official Artwork

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Older Nana from Ice Climbers

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Zelda in the "Venus" bathing suit. The Venus is the most expensive and whorey suit in the game.

The Zero Bikini Suit

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This proves, beyond a doubt, that Sheik IS a woman. And what a woman...

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In the opening movie of SSBX, Jigglypuff does some naked cliff-diving in the dark. These five seconds got the game its M for nudity rating. But DAMN, it was worth it!

Confirmed Characters:
Peach from SMB
Zelda from TLOZ
Samus Aran from Metroid
Krystal from Star Fox
Pit from Kid Icarus
Midna from TLOZ
Jigglypuff from Pokemon
Nana from Ice Climbers
Impa from TLOZ
Daisy from SMB
Amy Rose from Sonic
Ada Wong from Resident Evil

About it:
-This is not the first game where Samus appears in a bikini. She's been doing that since 1986.
-There is no nudity in the game, nor is there a nude cheat. The game is rated M for nudity because Jigglypuff does a little nude cliff-diving in the opening movie.
-Hackers have created a CD that, in theory, if swapped into the GameCube at the appropriate moment, unlocks nudity in the game. However, it doesn't actually fit in the GameCube, which, unlike other modern consoles, uses undersized discs. They are working furiously on the problem, but in the meantime suggest getting your Zelda porn elsewhere.
-In the English language release of the game, Mr. Game & Watch is played by Kobe Bryant.
-If you play as one of the girls in Super Smash Bros. Melee on a GameCube with a SSBX save on it, it will automatically deposit money in that character's SSBX account.
-A sequel is planned for the Wii. Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme 2 drops the "Volleyball" from its name, since no one cared. It is rumored that the Wiimote can be used to bitchslap the other girls if you do not like the gifts they give you.

**DacoTaco** · 08-06-2009, 12:50 AM #2

horrible photoshoops but MOAR
BLOODY FUCKING MOAR
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08-06-2009, 02:38 AM #3

worst photoshop ever XD

dyoo · 08-06-2009, 03:40 AM #4

(08-06-2009, 12:50 AM)Daco Wrote: fapfapfapfapfap

Look like Daco is having a fun time!!!

08-06-2009, 03:42 AM #5

lmfao

Kraid · 08-06-2009, 05:57 AM #6

(08-06-2009, 12:50 AM)Daco Wrote: fapfapfapfapfap

**THELUKESTIR** · 08-06-2009, 06:48 AM #7

lol... epic fail... xD

ssbbtriforce · (This post was last modified: 08-07-2009, 05:02 AM by ssbbtriforce.)

Ling Ling, Pikamon Newcomer

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Gay Link, just like Toon Link and Young Link, New SSB, New Link Clone

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Peach attacking Zelda with down+c, "Attract"

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Diddy Kong New Attack, Rape slash

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Ness with real-life graphics

After this amazing success, Nintendo is already working in the following SSB sequels:

* Kart Fighter
* Super Smash Bros.
* Super Smash Brothers
* Super Smash Bros. Melee
* Super Smash Bros. Melee 2
* Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball
* Super Smash Flash
* Super Smash Bros. Brawl
* Super Smash Sissies Brawl
* Super Smash Flash 2
* Bros. Smash Super
* Clockwork Smash Bros.
* Super Smash Dance Bros. Revolution Melee
* Super Smash Bros. Peace
* Super Smash Bros. Harmony
* Not So Smash Bros.
* Super Smash Bros. Dojo
* Super Smash Bros. DS
* Super Smash Bros. Crap Edition
* Educational Smash Bros.
* Smash Teaches Typing
* Smash Teaches Typing: WTF Edition
* Super Smash Bros. Down And Dirty Edition
* Super Smash Bros. In Da Hood
* Super Smash bros. Rumble
* Halo 3
* Martin S-Pung
* Super Smash Bros: Sex Edition
* Super Smash bros. Fisticuffs
* Super Smash Slap & Tickle
* Super Smash Bros. Shelby UNLEASHED
* Super Smash Bros. 30 Year Reunion
* Super Smash Bros. Cripples

Bosses from SSB IV: