PROBLEM FIXED:
The bad news is, anyone with the same problems won't find a solution by checking a special box or anything quick like that.
The good news is, your Wiimote sucks and you should get a replacement...
That's what I ended up doing and it seems to work fine now. I haven't done much - but I did get past that screen - so I'll update if anything else goes wrong (although, I don't expect it to).
Anyway, good luck, and get a replacement.
The bad news is, anyone with the same problems won't find a solution by checking a special box or anything quick like that.
The good news is, your Wiimote sucks and you should get a replacement...
That's what I ended up doing and it seems to work fine now. I haven't done much - but I did get past that screen - so I'll update if anything else goes wrong (although, I don't expect it to).
Anyway, good luck, and get a replacement.