Sigh i admit defeat...

[Shonumi]

In reference to GC games you could play, TimeSplitters 2 runs great, even on crappy hardware. I can get 70~100% (sometimes full-speed, comes and goes depending on how busy an area is) with a 2.16GHz T3400 and GMA X3100 equipped laptop, so yeah, you could run that game on your microwave. It's got tons of replay value too, the AI's more or less decent on higher levels as well for solo multiplayer, so if you don't have this game yet, you should :p SSBM isn't too hard to get decent speeds either.