1. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
2. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
3. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
6. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
8. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
10. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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2. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
3. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
6. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
8. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
10. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
I needz moar And for people who saw this before: yea, it's from there