Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim in land.
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11-17-2009, 07:27 AM
(11-17-2009, 07:17 AM)Guin Wrote: Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim in land.AS I know: Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Helen Kellers favorite color is Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down. Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. i7-5820k @ 4.2GHz 4x4GB DDR4 2400 EVGA GTX 970 SSC (old) AMD Athlon II x4 @ 2.99GHz 2x2GB 800MHz G.SKILL RAM GeForce GTS 450 1GB GDDR5 128-bit Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit 11-18-2009, 08:06 AM
When chuck Norris plays CS: S he doesn't lags he is the lag
( yes i failed ) 11-18-2009, 10:37 AM
Yeah, you failed, because Chuck Norris doesn't play nothing, he automatically wins
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