PLEASE HELP! Dolphin 3.0 64bit will not work

[PurpZilla]

I understand how I'm coming off as a jerk to you guys but it's because I'm pretty pissed and have literally done everything you guys have advised so far. I have installed all windows updates, which idk wth that can help with this, but anyways; directx runtime update, microsoft c++ visual crap, and no other programs installed besides chrome. What you guys are saying makes perfect sense and it works on my other piece of junk machine, but on this one i get the same error no matter what. The dll's are obviously not being placed where they should be by the programs (without me touching them first off) and so i don't have a clue as to what is wrong here. This issue makes no sense