A kid is having trouble sleeping because he hears this pounding noise all night long, after a few restless nights, he finally goes to see what the noise is.
He finds his mom jumping up and down on his dad. He says "Mommy what are you doing to Daddy!?"
His mom, still in the heat of the moment, scrambles to say "Oh well you see, your dad is fat, and I'm jumping up and down on him to make him thin again!"
The kid thinks about it for a minute and says "But mommy, how is that going to work when the lady next door comes over and blows him back up every day!"
He finds his mom jumping up and down on his dad. He says "Mommy what are you doing to Daddy!?"
His mom, still in the heat of the moment, scrambles to say "Oh well you see, your dad is fat, and I'm jumping up and down on him to make him thin again!"
The kid thinks about it for a minute and says "But mommy, how is that going to work when the lady next door comes over and blows him back up every day!"
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