Post your favorite jokes of all time...
and sorry if there is already one of these...i looked and didnt see it
A college teacher reminds her class of their upcoming final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it. No other excuses whatsoever!"
A clever fellow in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete & utter sexual exhaustion?"
The teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write with your other hand."
and sorry if there is already one of these...i looked and didnt see it
A college teacher reminds her class of their upcoming final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it. No other excuses whatsoever!"
A clever fellow in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete & utter sexual exhaustion?"
The teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write with your other hand."
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shader clock: 1250>1525
memory clock:400>510
my laptop = BeAsT!!
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