Hi everybody need some help.

[Toad King]

You kids these days don't know jack about REAL pirating. I remember back in the day where me and my crew would set sail and hijack cargo ships with plenty of ROMs onboard, but those glory days are over. Those Somalian pirates ruined everything. Did you know some ships cover their hull in barbed wire now? Yeah, that's right, BARBED WIRE. Have you ever tried to board a ship only to get a face full of metal? Don't think so. You kids and your fancy bitter torrents and ware z's don't know how hard us old timers had it.