DOLPHIN'S CRASH

[dEnigma]

GENTLEMEN, AFTER WRITING ABOVE COMMENT I MADE THE MOST ASTONISHING DISCOVERY: THERE APPEARS TO BE A METHOD OF WRITING IN PUNY LITTLE LETTERS ON YOUR COMPUTING MACHINE. I KNOW THIS MIGHT SOUND ABSURD AT FIRST, BECAUSE FOR ONE THING, HOW WOULD THAT EVEN BE POSSIBLE AND FOR ANOTHER, WHY WOULD ANY RESPECTABLE MAN WANT TO DO THAT, BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT MY METHOD IS VERY REAL. I EVEN FEEL CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT THIS METHOD MAY PRODUCE, THOUGH I WOULD ADVICE AGAINST HAVING ANY CHILDREN OR WOMEN IN THE ROOM WHILE LOOKING AT THE ALMOST UNNATURAL SMALLNESS OF THE FOLLOWING LETTERS:

i can type small letters on my computing machine

I SHALL CALL THIS TYPE OF WRITING "LOWERCASE" BECAUSE IT IS CLEARLY A LOWER APPROACH TO EXPRESSING YOUR THOUGHTS IN WRITTEN FORM.