Dolphin on Windows 8.1

[ZatarZero]

Alright. now for that update. 2 minutes after starting the latest Dolphin Emulator, the program crashes like a semi on the freeway after hitting a miles worth of black ice putting me right back to where I was when I originally made my first initial post. It crashes, computer says the program stopped running, closes, no error report and I get royally frustrated... again. Can ANYONE tell me what is up with this? I can't eeven get it to work in safe mode on compatibility settings running as admin. ANY help would be nice. Please, no "it works fine" stuff, because if it did, I wouldn't be here posting about the same thing after days of it crashing trying every possible option.