Development Builds won't run on my system

[parallelepipeds]

Well, to answer my own question, after breaking operating systems, re-installing windows 7, installing windows 8.1 and trying everything under the sun, it turns out that 3 of the HID USB controllers that are associated with droidmote cause dolphin to crash. I simply disabled them in device manager and then I can use droidmote with developer's builds of dolphin. This has been a 4 day project... but now I can play Super Mario Galaxy 2 with music that actually doesn't stall or de-sync with gameplay.