Quote: Any tips on [color=#FF0000]surviving[/color] in US?
- Learn how to make a mean thizz face so people leave you alone. We can spot foreigners a mile away and will jump you for your cash.
- Buy loads of Top Ramen. Cheap as hell and with our current ecomonmy being what it is - a life saver
- If you spot a hooker on the streets, the first thing to ask is if she is willing to pose nude for a poor student - such as yourself. If she says "no" STAY THE HELL AWAY! She is 5-0!!!1111one

